Flying Spaghetti Monsters…
O for he is wise and pompous, ALL-SEEING, all knowing…
…blessed he is, with the ultimate sense of humour. For it is good. Mostly. LOL
…neither a jealous god, nor angry, nor CAPRICIOUS nor vain…
… but pretty much everything is funny, thinketh he…. and that can be-eth a bit of a problem TBH… .
…in fact the funnier he thinketh it be, the more of problem it generally turneth out to be.
Although that all may well dependeth on what your definition of ‘is’ is.
Dangleth thou these TALISMANS from strings and chains of silver… bedeck thyself or hangeth them from the rear-vision-mirror of thine car to ward off bastard ticket people and whatnot.
He cometh within his own personal reliquarium which is cool.
GLINTETH he beatifically, in the rays of the sun; in the shades of the moon; under star and stone he spaneth all; blesseth he they – and yeah, so too with soft guile, artifice most delicate, and saturnine aspect – in the shadows that waiteth beyond
Amen
