If you click on them you’ll go through to a spreadshirt shop where you can choose different colours etc.

Makes you hyper. Gets you up in the morning and keeps you awake all night. Drink too much and you turn into a jittering chattering wreck.
Speed in a teacup.

Makes you love everyone. Ecstasy is to the 90s what LSD was to the 60s – warm fuzzy buzzy buzzy hyper hyper hyper…

You’re my best friend you are, no really, lissen lissen…
The cause and the solution to all life’s problems.

A fine line between Woooo and ARRRGRGHHHH.
If you lean back in your chair… further, further… then suddenly too far!!! EEEK!!!… it’s the cheapest drug in the world.

The active ingredient in magic mushrooms – a bit like acid but doesn’t last as long.
Loads of fun as it happens, and shamens take them. Probably.

ME ME ME ME ME!!!!…. Nose-Bling for the Me Generation.
Chemical stardom with the inevitable side-affect that you’ll hate yourself the next day. And possibly become addicted.

You know who I’m talking about.
Yes, there really is a chemical called Arsole. When I found out I felt like all my Christmasses had come at once. Buy one for the arsole in your life.

Tune in, Turn on, Drop out…
If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear as it is: Infinite man
caffeine
ecstasy
alcohol
adrenaline
psilocybin
cocaine
arsole
lsd